Since Mr. Rogak has been thoughtful enough to plug this blog while wondering whether I’ve been offered a position as a “nouveau-hindu god”–I haven’t–I figured it would only be fair to plug his. While his isn’t a blog just yet, it will be soon. Parts of it, however, are up. While you are waiting for his blog to go live, if you have any questions, Mr. Rogak is willing to answer them for the low low price of $25.00. I, on the other hand, will only answer a question if it is convenient, I’m actually interested, and I don’t hate you. It helps if it’s an easy question too.
And on an entirely unrelated note, but for the lawyer thing:
I was going to ask Larry a questions about Notice to Admits but I only had $22.95 in my wallet.
I did not see a disclaimer on his website disallowing an action for consequential damages should an answer he gives cause someone to: lose a client (estimated damage in the millions); become unable to continue his or her career (estimated damage in the millions); or kill themselves (estimated damage by the estate anywhere from $1 to the millions).
Along AJ’s lines, let me make my own disclaimer:
I’m not responsible for any damages– consequential, economic, or otherwise– resulting from anyone’s stupidity in taking the advice of a random anonymous person on the internet. Even if that random anonymous person happens to be me.
Once again Rojack is ahead of his time but others will take his idea and do it better. Soon to come to Zuppa’s Pit — “Ask the Pit”; $50 per answer but we do a better job.
We are also working on economy packages to soften the financial blow. The fee schedule is rather complex so you’ll have to check with the Pit in a week or so but here is an example:
ZUPPA PREMIUM
If you buy Zuppa premium at 1k per month you get the following:
1) “Zuppa Stream of Conscious” — you will be provided with Zuppa’s thoughts and musings in real time.
2) “Zuppa Advanced Look” — Zuppa’s Pit entries from rough copy to finished posting.
3) Zuppa’s Pit Raw” — Pure Zuppa’s Pit; the highly inflammatory version. Includes dirty nasty details about the sex lives of Zuppa’s many enemies, etc. Pictures. Diagrams. No one is safe — literally no one.
In order to receive this service you must swear that it did not come from Zuppa’s Pit.
And so much more including updates on Zuppa’s — Mr. onlinebootycall.com himself — love life. This can be rated anywhere from “G” to “XXX” based upon pure sordidness.
See ya there.
Along Sun’s lines, I must add that free advice is worth the price that is paid for it. Thus, for $25.00, I am not sure what you expect. I suspect that free advice from “that random anonymous person” might be worth more than $25.00…
I suppose I should mention that the $25 fee is in lieu of
lunch. Take me to lunch and I waive the fee.